We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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