I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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