Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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