whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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