just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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