Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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