I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Randomize