So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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