butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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