how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
pray to the hookup gods
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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