we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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