i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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