love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
