I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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