sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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