have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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