Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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