Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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