Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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