the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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