We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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