My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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