I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just gargled with NyQuil
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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