Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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