brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
being pregnant is like rehab
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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