Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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