so that wasnt chicken after all
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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