I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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