i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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