I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
