hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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