I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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