We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
