you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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