I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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