butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
