No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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