My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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