We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
are you so shy because you have an std?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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