I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Where is the hickey?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We are all done wearing pants today
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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