Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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