: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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