your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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