thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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