Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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