i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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