idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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