I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I can text with my tongue
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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