love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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