so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Are we still banned from the library?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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