I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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