So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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