But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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