I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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