at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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