Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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