So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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