two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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